Smile & Laugh

  

Laughter, please…

♦ Grapes and Seeds

I was at the supermarket today and bought some seedless grapes.

I have a question:

How do they remove the seeds from the grapes without damaging the grapes?

♦ This Message Has Been Formatted to Fit This Screen…

So, I put a DVD on.  It said “This movie has been edited from its original version…and formatted to fit this screen…”

This made it easier for me to view the movie, but since it fit my screen, I feel sorry for the person who has a different TV with a different size screen and takes [...]

♦ Cheese

I was wondering about cheese. (Later I can ask about how to Boil water.)

So, You buy cheese and leave it too long in the refrigerator and it becomes moldy.

But,  Blue Cheese is made with mold.

So,  if you buy some blue cheese and it goes bad, does it revert back to normal (non-moldy) fresh cheese?

♦ A Compliment

Your Brilliance is only eclipsed by your Stupidity!  

♦ Laundry

I was thinking, if it saves water to do laundry less frequently, then it would save even more water if I didn’t do laundry at all.

I will go green. And if I have to not do laundry anymore, I will make that sacrifice for the environment.

Yes! No more doing laundry.  (Besides, if you leave the clothes long enough, the dirt deteriorates and the clothes are clean, once again.)

(Don’t worry, I will be doing laundry later this week. Lots of fun.)

   

♦ I am Not Changing My Clocks!

Here in the East, people change their clocks by one hour, when it is time to “Spring Forward.”

I am not going to change my clocks.

Wait and See:  In about six to eight months, everyone will agree with me!!

♦ Snow, It’s Spring…

Last Friday, it was snowing in the morning. It was also the first day of Spring.

I think it was Winter’s way of saying, “Goodbye,” until next year.

I wonder where Winter goes on vacation? Someplace warm, maybe.

-Glenn
 

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